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Taking a Bailey

The action of "Taking a Bailey" is when you have one of those days where you decide "fuck it, I don't care, i'm not working today." (Must be occasional, do not overuse).
"Ugh, I'm tired, I'm stressed, I'm taking a Bailey today. Maybe I will work tomorrow."
by baileyyyyyyygurl October 15, 2012
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taking the bend

To engage in unwanted sexual intercourse, but not so unwanted that it's rape.
Prostitute: "Looks like I'm taking the bend again tonight."
by thebeardedblacksmith February 3, 2013
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talkin sidewayz

talking bull shit, or making ridiculous statements that get you into a fight.
that nigga d-boi be talkin sidewayz imma have to cap this cat.
he be talkin sidewayz, he swung on me and i had him sittin sidewayz on the curb
by imdirty360 August 25, 2013
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taking a mike johnson

Depositing fecal matter into a fecal matter cleanup and removal system, such as a toilet, where you would shat upon the toilet bowl, flushing into the shit drainage system.
"FUCK, I NEED TO GO TAKE A MIKE JOHNSON REALLY BAD. SHIT, I JUST TOOK A SHIT IN MY PANTS. taking a mike johnson"

"I just took a KILLER mike johnson. taking a mike johnson."
by MikeJohnson November 1, 2013
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taking revenge

An American Christian Rock/ Christian Metal band Formed in Jackson Mississippi, with a unique style of music they love there fans the band is also formed by there guitarist Christian Rushing, there drummer is Troy Etheridge and there front man is Adam Kirkland they are making a fan page on Facebook and a official band website.

Websites Instagram,Twitter
by Jake Passion December 14, 2013
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Taking a Vick

The Act of taking a shit, whilst face-timing your girlfriend, while at work
McDonalds employee "Yo, wheres the manager?"
Other employee "Oh, he's taking a Vick"
Assistant manager "that thing where he takes a shit and face-times with his girlfriend?"
Customer "Who could do such a thing?"
All employees "Vick can"
by J-Blacky April 6, 2014
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talkin' deuces

talkin' mad shit
homie #1: Yo, youz lookin' like a bitch today
homie #2: Oh yeah? You better stop comin' round here talkin' deuces before I knock you the fuck out dawg
by big homie watts March 30, 2016
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