tank

Slang for toilet.

I need to use the tank.

by kreecher August 16, 2003

Tankbang

The act of fucking someone while drunk/messed up.

I tankbanged that hoe Jenny last night, and I barely remember it.

by Robbb January 13, 2007

spank tank

Whatever sexual thoughts a guy is having when he is masturbating.

"Damn she's hot. I gotta put her in my spank tank."

by Tomahhtoe July 20, 2009

tank commander

when a person sits indian style between two dudes lying on the floor or in a bed and jerks them off at the same time

hey man did i tell you about the time me and tony played tank commander with ken's wife

by Doug W. February 11, 2008

poop-tank

The two-cheecked, vertically split hemi-sphere that you would be lost inside if you travelled about 6 inches aft of the vagina along the grundle.

After like half an hour of wearing the hinges off this girl's front door, she finally got on all fours, and looked back at me with a look that said, "put it in my poop-tank or get out."

by The Mayor of Smittyville October 16, 2005

tank it

to complete fail

Are you willing to tank it on your exams?

by estuf March 31, 2011

hump tank

N.
Essentially a bachelor pad, but more specifically the master bedroom. Obviously when you enter the hump tank the obvious follows, the trick is to get them in there.

Suave: Join me in my hump tank

by choxo October 12, 2006