hog tailing 

Using your sphincter to push your feces in and out of your butt without touching the water.

"Do you guys sometimes poop out a little just to suck it back into your butt and see how far you can go before you lose it?"

"Oh, you mean Hog Tailing?"

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"Hey Jim, where have you been? You missed a meeting."

"Sorry I've been hog tailing it in the bathroom for about 3 minutes, almost beat my personal record though."

hog tailing by stinky_hogtailer May 31, 2016

opossum tail 

When you have anal sex with a condom, and after you nut, pull your dick out, leaving the condom hanging out of their butt.

Opossum tail: Brian was fucking Shelley in the ass, and left his condom hanging out of her ass when he nutted.

opossum tail by The green bean team February 6, 2017

shit tail 

When you eat Mexican and can not make it home so you have to pull over and make a shit tail across the hood of your wife's car

Did you hear about the shit tail Jonas made after Mexican??

shit tail by CFCD March 20, 2017

Camel tail

Male version of the camel toe. See monkey knuckles and snake and eggs.

Jason: Did you see the camel tail on that hipster?

Emily: Yeah, his pants were super tight.

Camel tail by Keng1012 April 14, 2017

Liam Tainsh Syndrome 

A deadly disease contracted by breathing within a 1 metre perimeter of a Liam Tainsh. On the WHO's list for top ten deadliest diseases in quarantine. Has killed 3 billion people (more than the view count of Gangnam Style as of July 2017). Victims suffer a slow painful death of where their internal organ's deform into Reese's Puffs and are constantly playing songs such as September, Life is a Highway, It's Everyday Bro, All Star, Never Gonna Give You Up and Take on Me. There is no known cure for this deadly disease.

Person 1: Dude, that's a Liam Tainsh...

Person 2: OMG STAY AWAY, YOU MIGHT DIE OF LIAM TAINSH SYNDROME!!

Liam Tainsh Syndrome by Lelboy529 July 5, 2017

rusty tailgate 

Backside lovin with a silver vixen.

You see Gladys over there? I totally rusty tailgated her last night on the screened in porch.

rusty tailgate by BigBen87 July 8, 2017

struggle tail 

The worlds shortest ponytail! Hair so short that you have to struggle to get a ponytail

Look at her with that struggle tail

struggle tail by Inkrediblekeke October 21, 2017