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Penguin Puffed

To be summoned to Human Resource for disciplinary reasons
I got penguin Puffed today for calling in sick yesterday
by Jules Verne 2000 October 3, 2017
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Penguin Piss

Penguin Piss
When semen is left on a surface (usually bedsheets) and forgotten about. It is then later touched or rolled onto and is ice-cold, akin to penguin urine
"Dude just totally rolled in Penguin Piss this morning, had to peel the sheets off:
by Penetr84dan8ion July 19, 2017
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Penguin

A handsome man disguised as a well off man
He’s a penguin. An actor. A man handsome man that dresses or appears as a successful man. Example: The man is covered in chains with no career. Misleading women to act out of character in order to impress him.

He spends all his money on clothing, jewelry, and vacation's to attract women. He’s unable to provide support for the woman.

A good looking man that knows if he dresses nice it will attract women. Causing women to act out of character and later down the line the woman is trapped feeling unsupported

A tempting handsome looking man unable to support a woman
by Pinkgrassbluegrass February 5, 2024
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penguin god

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1cripplingdepression1 is penguin god
by Crippling depresion July 24, 2018
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Penguins

A group of black people who always huddle up like penguins and scream
Them penguins over there was talking about my momma.
by sloppy poppy May 11, 2018
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The Slippery Penguin

This is a sexual position which can only be performed in an ice-rink.

The female sits with her legs apart on the ice whilst the male runs and slides along the ice on his knees and enters his partner.
Male:

"There's an ice rink opening tonight in our town, do you want to go down late and attempt the slippery penguin?"

Female:
"Why not? YOLO!"
by JohnOfTheDoybervilles October 15, 2014
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penguin zo

penguin zo (Charlie) is such a amazing youtuber get this urban dictionary entry to him
by TakoTheMemer November 13, 2023
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