Deuce-Bag

Someone who is being an especially shitty douche-bag.

Jim: "Holy Shit Dan, do you see what that guy is doing with your girl-friend?"

Dan: "Yea. He's being such a Deuce-Bag."

by A Time Walker September 3, 2013

Diddle Deuce

Phrase used towards a diddler. See Diddy.

I'm gonna drop a big diddle!! Diddle Deuce!

by ackerman_tyler November 16, 2025

Sneaky Deuce

Pooping in someone's home without their knowledge, then leaving.

Amara: Oh my god someone just shit in my toilet!
Corey: Heh, sneaky deuce.

by playboicartifartgirl120 January 5, 2025

Deuce Juice Huncho

Often a brown man from Jersey. Has the ultimate swagger and extrudes confidence everywhere he goes. Can not go 2 minutes without cracking a CS joke. Is in his final form when wearing ripped jeans and black timbs and is not to be messed with during this time.

Guy1: Yo you see that guy over there. he's kinda handsome
Guy2: Yeah but he's in his final Deuce Juice Huncho form, don't make eye contact or he'll torture you with CS jokes.

by Yagursh Shelamadee March 29, 2022

faux deuce

The art of making an emergency text message or killing time on your smartphone because your employees work rules sucks balls.

I yelled at my coworker that I was going to drop a faux deuce because the boss is around.

by lostinyourmom April 10, 2016

Twenty Deuce Deuce

An alternative manner to express the year "2022" also known as Two thousand twenty-two and Twenty, Twenty-two.

"This is a nice car." "Thank you, it's a Twenty Deuce Deuce Civic."

by Merwin Perkins January 4, 2022

Deuces

It means peace of either “hello” or “goodbye”

Man: deuces
Woman: how are you

Or

Men: Ok I gtg, deuce
Women: ok

by Jdufnef January 5, 2018