Clam Chunder

A victorian phrase used to describe a vagina that is in poor condition or in a state of decline.

A phrase which is now rarely heard, simply because modern day sanitation and surgical procedures make true Clam Chunders obsolete.

The servant girl Jessica feared for the Queens well being after seeing her in the altogether whilst she took her monthly bath. 'The Queens snatch was certainly clam chunder' Jessica thought, as she tentatively poked a dead mouse in the eye for a bit of victorian amusement.

by REV. Spoons Feltchmurkin March 25, 2010

Cauliflower Clam

A vagina that is infested with genital warts

"Dude! I was getting ready to go down on her until I noticed that she had a mad case of Cauliflower Clam"

by amos quito May 2, 2005

clam chowder

u got a girls clam right. ok now theres a bunch of all dried up jizz on this clam, that the girl didnt bother cleaning up. thats the chowder.

Man, jess had some sick nasty clam chowder goin on. u could see it when she wore that mini skirt.

by guy mann-dude March 26, 2009

clam slam

Surprise-thrusting a cunt into the face!

I'd just had a clean shave and shower and was ready to have a lovely night out when a bitch from the hood Clam Slammed my ass and I had to wash the slimey splatter off my face.

by Teddyx February 10, 2009

Hairless Clam

A slang term used for a womans vagina that has no hair. (either shaved or waxed)

Marcy has a fine hairless clam.

by colonel570 June 17, 2011

the clam dip

A sexual move involving a man and a woman.

The woman lies on her back as her legs are in the air, can be held by the guy. Using his penis he slides it like a hot dog in a bun but not going in her. So, like in between the lips. Then goes fast inside. Then the woman can suck him off, tasting the clam dip for herself. Salt is additional.

Created by Kryssi Cool 2007.

Tre: Oh man, I totally gave my chick the clam dip last night!
Mike: Seriously? How was it?
Tre: Great, she didn't complain.
Mike: I guess she likes salt....

by Kryssi Cool December 20, 2007

Clam jamming

The act of lesbian lovemaking. See also scissoring.

I don't think Krissy and Melissa are dating; I think they're just clam jamming.

by Kitty Vicious December 29, 2007