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Southland Ballet Academy

One of the best ballet schools in all of Southern California. There are so many amazing dancers who go to this studio, and they win very many competitions and get accepted into very prestigious dance programs later in life. Located in Orange County, CA and directed by Salwa Rizkalla.
Dancer 1: So where do you dance?
Dancer 2: Southland Ballet Academy.
Dancer 1: Oh I see. So you win everything at YAGP?!
by lawldancer January 23, 2011
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Southern Texas Door Jam

The act of driving one's car into the office door of his grandmother's home office.

Not to be confused with the Norther Texas Door Jam
I Southern Texas Door Jammed my grandma.

Door Jam
by The Cronicle January 6, 2012
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southern-biscuit

To insult one's own work or abilities before presenting them as to soften the blow of possible rejection.

Takes the form of "Well, it's not very good, but..." or the like.

Comes from the old southern tradition of playing down one's food cooked for friends or family. "The dough didn't rise how I was hoping..." etc.
Sarah went to the front of the class to give her speech.
"Ok." She said, "but just know I was up late last night and I don't think I'll be very good at the assignment today."
"Please don't southern-biscuit, Sarah." Replied her teacher. "I'm sure you'll do fine."
by sleightflow February 26, 2013
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Southern Lightsaber

When a male gets a hard-on before intercourse, puts on a glowing condom, and at the same time he puts his dick inside her vagina and he farts making a sound similar to a lightsaber stabbing its victim. (Optional: Yell, "I AM YO DADDY!", while doing this!)
"Last night I pulled a southern lightsaber on my girlfriend!"
by Taco Nigga August 27, 2013
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Southern Comfort Zone

The comforting feeling in which you get while indulging in Southern Comfort, whether it be alone or in a social setting.
"After a longs days work, I'm finally in my southern comfort zone" or "I'm totally in my southern comfort zone right now"
by Frederick Simolton November 28, 2013
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South Pacific Island

I huge mound of turd that when freshly deposited into a toilet piles up above the water level, much like the way the South Pacific islands were formed from lava piling up from undersea volcanoes.

This phenomena I more frequently occurs in the newer, low water usage toilets. As an added touch, you can plant a small flag on top of it to claim it as yours.
I just found a South Pacific Island in the crapper. It's still steaming.
by Im Uncle Sticky November 15, 2014
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Southeastern Connecticut

A part of Connecticut home to the craziest white kids you will ever meet. From Westbrook to Rhode Island border it is the birthplace of the meanest white trash crazy killers you will ever see. Usually age 12-22. Also known for New London and Groton. Home to black men who try to act like they're from the hood even though they just live in a middle class predominately black/Hispanic area.
by Adam9321B January 14, 2015
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