I'm a switch!

I'm a bottom in denial

Person: I'm a switch!
Your a bottom

by FlutterVaporeon February 22, 2024

Switch-handed

When someone uses different hands for different tasks, instead of the same dominant hand for everything.

I’m not ambidextrous, I’m switch-handed — I write with my left hand but shoot basketballs with my right

by Andy the sim September 4, 2025

Switch

A friendly game where you and friends put one finger in your mouth and another up your butt. When someone says switch, you switch fingers. Forms of “Switch” can be played with varying peoples mouths/butts. And you can even use different fingers each round.

You: “Hey, Joe wanna play a game of switch?”
Joe: “Sure thing bro!”
*one finger enters mouth (preferably pointer finger of one hand)
*another finger enters butt (preferably pointer finger of other hand)
Joe: “SWITCH!!!”
*fingers switch

by GeorgeTheWalrus July 19, 2022

Queer-Switching

The practice of moving back and forth between two languages or between two dialects or registers of the same language at one time. This is more commonly known as code-switching and something people of color do to fit into a white society. But this specific word relates to switching the way a LGBTQIA+ person talks around other non LGBTQ people. For example using someone’s deadname and she/her prounouns around family members they aren’t out to. And then using the correct name and their real pronouns around others.

I was queer-switching when I used those pronouns for y

by ciudadesgemelos2026 April 14, 2022

The Sister Switch (T.S.S)

The sister switch also know as the roomate switch because it applies to roomates and sisters. You find out your girlfriend’s sister/roomate is the more desireable one and you want to switch. How you do it is you suggest a threesome with the sister/roomate to your girlfriend and she is so appauled by the idea she kicks you out. She later vents about to the other and she is secretly flattered why giving fake sympathy. You wait until you girlfriend is at work and you call the sister/roomate. You get past the awkwardness then you ask her out.

There is an alternate scenario where your girlfriend is into it and the sister/roomate is too. In this case you either are very lucky or offered to aide in incest where you are expected to decline.

S6 EP12 of Seinfeld Jerry attempts The Sister Switch (T.S.S) with his girlfriends roomate and gets offered threesome and declines because he’s secretly gay.

by uvogin August 23, 2023

Lane Switching Tango

When two people keep switching lanes in an attempt to not cause an accident. Typically caused by people who blindly merge.

Man, I was driving to work and this lady nearly hit me and made me do the lane switching tango.

by Rusty BallsR 69 October 29, 2021

murder switch

(n) An event or situation causing an otherwise sane and/or well behaved person to go on a killing spree.

Person 1: Dude, what's your murder switch?
Person 2: If a new Spider-Man movie is made, that would definitely do it.

by JeyBloo June 2, 2015