Simp of Satan

1. Lane
2. Absolute mega simp that will do anything for a girl even if it costs him his soul.

Lane is an absolute Simp of Satan cuz he gains over any girl he sees.

by LajeeBoi March 23, 2020

Simp

Guys who post sad edits hoping a girl will notice. These people will often call other people simps to hide their simpery.

Did you see what alex has been posting? He’s such a simp

by Simp.killer March 24, 2020

Simp

A man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table.

Guy's Friend: Come play some games bro, Doom Eternal just came out.
Guy: I just want some puss puss
Guy's Friend: That's what a Simp would say

by dsfghfd March 25, 2020

SIMP

Anybody named Ryan, and plays a DnD character named Arthur.

Man, Ryan is a real simp.

by Kroh March 26, 2020

simp

you’re a simp

simpy

by iwanttodiepleaseeeee March 26, 2020

Simp

If a White Knight and a Cuck fused

White knights,Cucks, And Simps are essentially the same guys with the same goals. A crumb of coochie

by StOmAtA March 27, 2020

Simp

Squirrel In My Pants.
Based off of Candice Flynn’s hit song from famous television show “Phineas and Ferb.”

To call someone a Simp, means that it they are someone trying obsessively to get into another person’s pants/ genital organs.
A simp is someone prioritizing hooking up over all other people and activities.

“Yo stop being a f***ing simp.”
“Nah man. I’m trying to get into her vaginal opening.”

by That Dude Kid March 28, 2020