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two shakes of a barber's dick

A short length of time. An idiom of assurance that results will follow post-haste.
I'll be there in two shakes of a barber's dick.
by francoi$ December 13, 2009
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United States of America

The greatest country in the world. Led by the worst president ever. Land of the free, home of the brave.
And I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm free... United States of America.
by Lil Dyl Boii March 25, 2016
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den of baby snakes

A toilet-bowl-full of small pieces of poop that usually congregates at the bottom near the toilet exit hole, thus resembling a den of baby snakes.
Ugh! I left 'em a den of baby snakes this time!
by ghosticles September 9, 2011
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The Federated States Of Kampei

A Micronesia country ran by RN of the association of Kampeinesia. The government consists of RN, BCC , AS , AS , FH
"Have you checked the new laws in The Federated States Of Kampei?" - BCC

"Yes, the taxes are very affordable." - AS
by Kampei May 13, 2023
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Blue States

Includes the entire West Coast and Hawaii; consists of the entire Northeast and Mid-Atlantic states; and most of the Upper Midwest, except for Iowa and the Dakotas. The states are usually full of the following:
--Ultra-Liberals
--Homos (Faggots and Lesbians)
--Hippies
--Union-Workers
--Feminists
--Punk-Rockers
--Emo-Rocker Teens
--Art Fags
--Environmentalist Wackos
--Staunch Atheists
Illinois isn't actually a Blue State; the only reason that it is claimed as one is because of Chicago, which is incredibly liberal and its city and metropolitan populations make up roughly half of the state's population. Almost all of the rest of the state (86% or so of the total land area, and 52% of the state's population) is predominately Republican and conservative in it's thinking.
by The Midwestrn Soldier January 6, 2007
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stakebake

The strangest people you will ever meet...
Man those stakebakes are such weirdos!!!
by silverlake3191 May 15, 2014
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Shakespear

Shakespear - Wanker, Tosser:

Shakespear explained: As well as being the surname of a famous Playwright (William Shakespear), it is used as a double meaning to insult something, calling someone a Shakespeare is calling Someone who "shakes their spear" in other words plays with themself.

A Work of Shakespear - Wank stain (ejectulation)

Also can be a Macbeth, or a Hamlet or even a Romeo & Juliet
Guy 1: "Hey mate, quit being a Shakespear!"

Meaning: Stop being such a wanker.

Guy 1: "Do you remember Guy?"
Guy 2: "Guy, isn't he the Shakespear we went to school with?"
Guy 1: "Yeah that's him."

Meaning: Guy, isn't he the wanker we went to school with?
by Little Boy Death November 5, 2012
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