SpongeBacillus

A highly disturbing SpongeBob YouTube poop video by Awful Fawful

Spongebacillus aka "sponge bacillus regularis porous existence" is a spongebob YouTube poop parody that contains of Gore, snuff (fake), nazism, bombings and more sick stuff.

"I just seen that YouTube video spongebacillus, I slowed it down and I gotta say...never again".

by Killabones August 24, 2022

Spongebob

Someone in your friend group who lives super far and out of the way from every hang out. They never offer to pay for gas. They can get a licence but can't get one because they're too lazy or always forget to get their own for whatever reason. Yet they always expects their friends that can drive to pick them up whenever you get together.

Stevie is such a fucking spongebob, bro needs to get his license so that I dont have to pick him up everytime.

by FoxWitSocksLockInBox September 27, 2023

[eating] sponge

To go down on woman's answer to the average sea sponge, i.e. to have a fish supper or eat hairy burger, to poke on through the beef curtains and give the audience a wink

"i could hardly breath for the full 15 minutes of eating sponge, for it took a lot of eating and soaked up the life from me"

by Gerikashaybux December 31, 2008

Lead Sponge

Low level enlisted soldier who has a front line MOS with a high probability of being shot.

1: Why is Scarlett dating that guy? Doesn't she know hes a lead sponge?
2: I'm an E3 and PCSing to the sand box. I'm gonna end up being a lead sponge.

by Salt_Water_Boy August 20, 2011

pumpkin sponge

This is when you take pumpkin seed and shove them in her pussy,then you proceed to fuck her until all of the seeds come out.You then take a sponge and soak up all the juice and slap her across the face with the wet pussy juiced pumpkin seeded sponge

One pumpkin seed wouldn't come out last night when we were doing a "pumpkin sponge"

by Edward4154 January 31, 2017

the spongebob affect

when your kid watches spongebob nonstop and think spongebob lives in your house stalking your family and trying to haunt you in your house

i need a gun, the spongebob affect going to be the end of me.

by password_please_mom October 17, 2017

Wetting the Sponge

A phrase alluding to foreplay and moistening the female reproductive system for a proper pounding.

____ and I were wetting the sponge when her mom walked in and saw us naked.

by Dildo Swaggins 69 February 26, 2017