Spaghetti Mafia

Spaghetti Mafia (noun): A loosely structured organization, often not regarded seriously by the public, characterized by a lack of significant or meaningful activities, akin to a whimsical or inconsequential gathering where relevance and impact are notably absent.

That gathering was lame I don’t think those people know they are part of a Spaghetti Mafia

by ObliberTheGreat January 2, 2024

spaghetti toes

Having long stringy almost noodle like toes with rescinding toe nails. Often associated with poor smelling feet and high dorito consumption.

Phil: "Look how long and noodlely jonathan's toes are!"
Jackson: "Yup, Jonathans got a bad case of spaghetti toes."

by fuzzdonkey December 12, 2017

Southwestern spaghetti strainer

When a guy lays underneath a propped up screen door and their partner pisses through it.

She showed me the southwestern spaghetti strainer last night and I should have put down a few towels .

by RickyBobbyInc November 20, 2019

Spaghetti face

When you're overzealously eating out a girl on her period, covering your face in a combination of vaginally juices and period blood clumps.

"Man, I didn't know my girl started the rag last night and when I was done eating her out I had some serious spaghetti face!"

by ItsUrkel March 3, 2024

Spaghetti Wolf

Untrue information or false rumors; Cap

"I met the president yesterday."

"Spaghetti Wolf."

by Red Herring April 23, 2024