A variation of the sexual position "piledriver." During intercourse from a piledriver position, the partner being piledriven emits a fart and the fart is lit on fire (either from a heat source supplied by one of the two partners or from a third party) while someone makes the telltale beeping noise of a ceiling smoke alarm (again, either partner or a third party may supply this noise).
When the drapes caught fire during their second attempt at the South Padre Island Smoke Alarm and the actual smoke alarm woke every guest up, Carl and Carla knew they wouldn't be allowed to film their piledriver sex scenes in the hotel lobby any more.
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Money used to pay for cigarettes or other fine tobacco products. Normally, but not limited to: grocery money, child support for your baby's mama, or coinage you find in your buddies pockets. This money is normally kept in a specified container or area of ones' room/home.
Me: "Hey bitch, I hope you remembered to grab that mason jar on the table."
Random guy 1:"Why?"
Me:"Shit, you forgot didn't you? Dammit, that had our smoke bills in it. You fucking shit face!"
Random guy 1:"Why?"
Me:"Shit, you forgot didn't you? Dammit, that had our smoke bills in it. You fucking shit face!"
by no_order May 8, 2005
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George Bush is a smokefuck
by Mikefrom Himatangi November 2, 2009
Get the Smokefuck mug.When a male blows on the rim of a person of the opposite sex. Can be vice-versa and be done female on male.
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