smash day

Day for sex.

"Guess what Baby?" "What?" "It's smash day, get the condoms!"

by Mikey3434 November 27, 2014

Smash the Mirror

Idiomatic expression; English.

Definition: When someone says something and once it's heard, it breaks your preconceived notion - e.g. you can never "unsee" or "unthink" it. When someone "smashes the mirror" you can see something for what it is or think about something in a new way counterintuitive to the previous way of thinking.

1. In HIMYM Ted meets a previous ex-girlfriend who talked so much, she ended up with a deaf husband. He then signed, 'Boy, she sure does talk a lot, doesn't she?' Thus you smash the mirror.

2. "Have you ever noticed the negative space in FEDEX makes an arrow?"
"Dude you just smashed the mirror for me."

by kayleefirefly February 22, 2015

vagina smash

When you Hulk smash your girlfriend or side chick and grope the inside of the vagina.

Brandon: "Andy I heard Tommy got laid!"

Andy: "no, He just Vagina Smashed her."

Tommy: "AND SHE LIKED EVERY PART OF IT... SO DID I!!"

by Klitoris Kisser August 30, 2015

Smashed assholes

The someone looks. When lookong like "death" is an understaement and you need to go a few steps further.

Did you not sleep last night?? You look like a bag of smashed assholes!!

by Canthandlethistruth June 28, 2016

California Smash

Where the male locks the woman’s legs then aggressively drops down instead of just thrusting into the vagina

I hit her with a California smash

by Dvrkslide March 26, 2018

finnin to smash

looking to get it on (sex it up)

Kylee was bein' all cute with Hayden. She must be finnin to smash.

by halla at the dalla October 2, 2017

Shame Smash

When the need to seed overcomes your usual standards in woman. To the point where you would smash any woman despite mental stability or physical appearance.

Tristan: Hey Isaac so I hear you smashed last night
Isaac: I don't want to talk about it , it was a Shame Smash with Meredith
Tristan: That fat autistic bitch, damn bro you sad

by aceofspades8 December 12, 2017