Simone

A person named Simone.

yep its Simone...@_s1mon3__ on insta

by helloidkwhattoputsohihereiam November 12, 2020

Simon

Simon is a creepy guy I met on holiday.

Hi guys! I’m Simon! I have two kids and they’re VERY SMALL and they’re asleep in that house just there so so you think you could just KEEP IT DOWN A LITTLE BIT! Thanks!

by HP LOVER GO AND READ HARRY POTTER October 20, 2020

Simon

Simon is some creepy guy I met on holiday.

Hi guys! I’m Simon!

by HP LOVER GO AND READ HARRY POTTER October 20, 2020

Simon

Simon is a cool name and its someone dad name

Do you know Simon?

You mean Simon Riley in Call of duty?

No, Simon, Siriwut dad

Ohhh, yes I know him

by Valk Strider November 30, 2020

Simon and Garfinkel's

A former Washington D.C.-based "yupscale" department-store chain dat featured live-music entertainment.

Simon and Garfinkel's stayed open 24/7 because they wanted to make sure their customers would still have time to shop after watching their singers perform for a number of hours.

by QuacksO December 6, 2020

simon

they have a huge monster cock.

oh my god its simon dont cum yet

by lolnogæhœ December 11, 2020

SIMANZ

A member of the Self Identifying Morons Association of New Zealand. Someone who posts a stupid comment like "covid is a scam" or "it's just a cold" then calls you a sheeple and tells you to do your own research when you present facts that counter thier 'reckons'. When they ask what a SIMANZ is you just tell them to "do you own research"

"Based on you post you are a SIMANZ"
"What's a SIMANZ?"
"DO YOUR RESEARCH"

by BILLYFish, the second December 16, 2020