blow job security

Guaranteeing yourself secure employment by performing fellatio on the boss.

She'll never get fired, she has blow job security.

by Belkster March 14, 2016

grandma's dark secret

Whats your grandma's dark secret smoking weed in a dark ally with some black guys or being stared in a porno with a black guys house dick? And by the way I don't want to know.

"Whats grandma's dark secret? "Jimmy.
"You don't wanna know." Grandpa.

by Bob McRoss December 5, 2016

san diego security

The act of jerking off in a public location through your pocket like that of a San Diego Chargers security guard on 12/18/16 at the Chargers vs Raiders game.

Mike: Those cheerleaders look so hot in their Christmas uniforms.

Braden: What're you gonna do about it, you're in public?

Mike: Here, I'll just give myself a quick San Diego security.

by OG Ging December 23, 2016

super duper secret

Well, now that you found it, it's not secret anymore.

I would've described it a lot more but there's no reason for doing that anymore and it's just your fault Mr or Mrs reader.

Person 1: "Hi, I know a super duper secret word"

Person 2: "Oh, please tell me that word!"

Person 1: *Tells Person 2 the word*

Person 2: *Is confused because it's not secret anymore*

by Anton the Stoulmar February 10, 2018

National kiss someone secretly day

On this day , you should kiss someone and no body must know who you kissed .

Person : hey
Other person : * kisses them*
person : no one will find out because it's national kiss someone secretly day

by Johnyyy17 November 5, 2019

Wanna know a secret?

a secret.

Wanna know a secret? Sure! a secret.

by OS GoST January 9, 2020

Raj the security guard

Regional Christchurch slang for particularly thirsty single men regularly seen posing in mall mirrors. Loves gym selfies but never manages to get his face in the shot. Has no game and repeatedly tries the same tactics expecting a different result. Often confused about their own sexuality.

I got catfish by another Raj the security guard. Sweet guns but a face only a mother could love

by Thurston Harde April 15, 2021