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Second-Hand Mayonnaise

Excess mayonnaise that has been wiped from a butter knife to the edge of the mayonnaise jar.
"I can't reach the bottom of this jar, but the second-hand mayonnaise at the top has bread crumbs in it."
by Lacan May 19, 2009
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3-second rules

The rules made by poor persons. It means when you're temptin' to eat the food you've dropped on the floor, just in 3 seconds is okay. But as you know, it is proved that bacterias gather to that food just in 0.3 second quick.
My friend believed the 3-second rules and once ate the gummybear on the floor. He rekt out.
by maximgaren July 11, 2020
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Second hand blowjob

When you get a blow job whilst someone already has cum from another blow job in their mouth.
Monica sucked off Zac, then moved on to second hand blowjob Mitch!
by SuperCody March 5, 2023
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Second Hand Stoned

To become stoned by affiliation or by the presence of your stoned friends even though you never blazed.
Friends acting stoned
"Girl, you're acting so second hand stoned right now."
by SuperStarStoner April 19, 2013
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5 Seconds of Direction

5 Seconds of Direction is 9 guys consisting of One Direction and 5 Seconds of Summer. They toured together for One Direction's Take Me Home and Where We Are tour. These 9 boys are the reason that millions of fangirls had could not function properly and have major fangirl moments. But now these fangirls are hoping these 9 boys collab and go on tour again.
These boys, 5 seconds of direction, saved our lives.
by Luna_1d_soml October 30, 2019
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second-handed suicide

Second-handed suicide is where someone wants to die, but doesn't commit suicide. They don't like life, but they are too scared to actually commit.
Me: I don't like life, everything bad happens to me. I just want it to be done.

Also me: sometimes it's good, I do have friends, I don't want them to be hurt bc of me.

Second-handed suicide. (this took me so long bc it wouldn't let me submit it)
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two seconds please

The universally way of knowing that you're fucked. Popularized by celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay.
"Hey you, Two seconds please." - Chef Ramsay
by ohhistevie May 23, 2018
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