"I can't reach the bottom of this jar, but the second-hand mayonnaise at the top has bread crumbs in it."
by Lacan May 19, 2009
Get the Second-Hand Mayonnaisemug. The rules made by poor persons. It means when you're temptin' to eat the food you've dropped on the floor, just in 3 seconds is okay. But as you know, it is proved that bacterias gather to that food just in 0.3 second quick.
by maximgaren July 11, 2020
Get the 3-second rulesmug. by SuperCody March 5, 2023
Get the Second hand blowjobmug. To become stoned by affiliation or by the presence of your stoned friends even though you never blazed.
by SuperStarStoner April 19, 2013
Get the Second Hand Stonedmug. 5 Seconds of Direction is 9 guys consisting of One Direction and 5 Seconds of Summer. They toured together for One Direction's Take Me Home and Where We Are tour. These 9 boys are the reason that millions of fangirls had could not function properly and have major fangirl moments. But now these fangirls are hoping these 9 boys collab and go on tour again.
by Luna_1d_soml October 30, 2019
Get the 5 Seconds of Directionmug. Second-handed suicide is where someone wants to die, but doesn't commit suicide. They don't like life, but they are too scared to actually commit.
Me: I don't like life, everything bad happens to me. I just want it to be done.
Also me: sometimes it's good, I do have friends, I don't want them to be hurt bc of me.
Second-handed suicide. (this took me so long bc it wouldn't let me submit it)
Also me: sometimes it's good, I do have friends, I don't want them to be hurt bc of me.
Second-handed suicide. (this took me so long bc it wouldn't let me submit it)
by Guys are better than girls July 8, 2021
Get the second-handed suicidemug. by ohhistevie May 23, 2018
Get the two seconds pleasemug.