Black Jack Taco Surprise

When a black guy pretends to creampie a girl. And then busts in her face.

Guy: Im done.

Girl: That was quick.
Guy: Sike. BLACK JACK TACO SURPRISE BITCH!!!!!!!!

by A Sizzle and Banana Hands October 19, 2009

Butt Geiser Surpriser

Also known as the BGS, this is a loving sexual act in which the giver urinates up the butt of the recipient.

BGS tournaments are also known to occur in some parts of the United States, though the rules of the tournament aren't well known.

I couldn't believe the sensation brought on to me after receiving my first BGS.

After years of BGSing, I have a permanent limp.

by Dave February 12, 2004

How To: Surpise Sex

Surpise Sex is when one yells 'SURPISE' before having intercourse with another. Commonly done between couples, therefore avoiding the Surpise Sex becoming rape. Good advice!

How To: Surpise Sex:
'SURPISE!'

by MistressHowTo:) May 21, 2010

chocolate surprise

When you are having anal with a girl, and she gets shit on your dick. So you pull a "slip" shove it in her pussy real quick to get the shit off. Then finish the anal. So next time she goes to check out her vagina, she'll find a chocolate surprise.

Did you hear that bitch scream? Must be a chocolate surprise.

by Tom Clancey February 7, 2004

Surprise Sex

Often referred to as the "alternative term" for rape.

It's not called rape man, it's called Surprise Sex.

by NightBl1d3 August 16, 2009

Mary Sue Surprise

When a girl (preferably Mary Sue Coleman) watches you while you sleep and you suddenly jizz in her face and yell 'SURPRISE' !!

Everyone heard Chris yell 'surprise' when he Mary Sue Surprised the president of the University of Michigan last night..

by kelseykilla November 1, 2010

surprise

A fart with a lump in it.

Billy thought he'd prank his sleeping sister by farting in her face,but he got a surprise in his shorts instead!

by dasanudas August 5, 2009