scump

being excessively expensive, having a a high price. Pronounced "scoomp"

let's get out of here, the prices are scump!

by pumkinpie89 January 17, 2011

slump

the action of gracefully leaning on a friend/wall/stuff

often performed while mongolled

requires special training of the neck muscles

first perfected by Angharad Matthews, and now spreading around bristol and the southwest of england and wales

"for fucks sake, angie's slumping on me again"

"i feel a mondo, tip-top, clubbing jam fair of a slump coming on"

"look at them lot slumped on the bed"

by Pierre May 29, 2004

stumped

to be very foolish

chris: yo i told dat gurl last nite i aint want her,, and she qotta be stumped cuzz she styll didnt qet me.

by Resia March 1, 2009

stumpy shorts

booty shorts for the man... but named so because instead of his booty hanging out for all to see it's his stumpy little friend that is showing

Shelley said 'oh look girlfriend, that cops wearing stumpies' ... and ronnie said 'oh how I love stumpy shorts.

by safe-tee December 13, 2012

shise stumpf

German for stump full of shit

What a shise stumpf!

by phartimus maximus June 29, 2010

Skumped

Skumped - To be dumped by your loved one over Skype.

My girlfriend went to europe and after 6 days she skumped me. She broke up with me over Skype.

by zubb00 January 15, 2011

slump dump

when u pass out while taking a shit

ah dude, i ate way to much i ended up taking a slump dump

by colt405 April 4, 2015