shkipping

The art of skipping school, mash those two words together, and it becomes...SHKIPPING.

Person 1: Yo where were you yesterday, i didn't see you at all
Person 2: Dude i was shkipping class

by hi im mist December 22, 2018

Shrimping

Verb. When a dog or cat, whilst in bed with its owner lays down directing its legs inward taking up more space than necessary.

Rex, I really wish you would stop shrimping so I could use more of my bed

by x_404_err0r_x August 14, 2019

strappin keys to kites

An inventive or creative way of making money or benjamins. Making that paper by different or unconventional means. Thinking outside of the box ways to come up.

She was just your average Street Working Girl but ever since I taught her how to juggle while belly dancing I've been strappin keys to kites dawg

by Phill Dirt September 29, 2019

shrimping

The act of releasing male genital milk into partner's round back organ, and drinking the substance with hollow plastic stick mainly recogniced as killing turtles. mentioned term with lack of hollow plastic stick is also known as felching

"She accepted the male partner's interest in the act of shrimping her behind"

by monogamyGuru December 10, 2019

shrimping

the act of pleasuring your partner by releasing Male genital milk into your partners plum shaped back genital, and sipping out the fluid with a hollow plastic stick mainly known for damaging the existence of turtles. Said term with the lack of plastic stick, is also recognized as felching

"the female was consenting to the males wish of participating in the act of shrimping"

by monogamyGuru December 10, 2019

Shrimping

Shrimping is when you are eating dat ass you take a plastic straw(or a metal straw for all you Vsco girl's or boy's) and suck the poop out of her butt.

"What did you and your boyfriend do yesterday for balentines day?"

"He just took me out to dinner, then we went home and he sucked it out of me"

"Whats it called, and What do you do"

"Well its called shrimping and when your eating the girls ass you take a straw and suck her poop out of her"

"Me and Terrence should try shrimping someday"

by Shrimpingmaster143 February 23, 2020

Shipping Nuts

The act of cuming out of at least a second story window and a girl catching it in her mouth

Mom: Honey its time for supper
Son: Not now mom I wont be done shipping nuts till sunrise

by Nofuckyoufuckyoufuckyou May 15, 2020