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jackson story

a random story which has no point or moral behind it. Often times ends abruptly with no warning.
Lauren tells Mike and John this story "this one time i was at a wedding and my uncle gave me some rum and coke and then later that night he was next to my parents and looked at me and said, how do you like that rum and coke?"
Mike and John say "Jackson Story"
by John Letts January 22, 2008
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nsfw story

like a sex story, but just nsfw in general
by veryhornyperson September 25, 2021
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Sex Story

Makes you horny.

It was a late Friday afternoon, and I was walking with my BFF, Chelsea. We walked all the way home, and as soon as I locked the door, she stripped off my clothes. She said she was horny, and started fingering me. " A-ahhh" I moaned, my pussy tightening. She started playing with my tits and then we shambled to the sofa. We did 69, her mouth clinging on to my pussy. She started moaning too, and I sucked on her tits. "Like that?" I asked. "Y-yes mommy..." We lay on top of each other, and then I get off the couch and start eating her out. She screams, "I'M GONNA CUM!!!" I feel the wet, sticky liquid pour out into my mouth. I swallow all of it, and then we start oral, our tongues swirling against each other. We lay there. "Round two, Chelsea?"
Man, that sex story makes me horny!
by Rheabirdshavetakenover May 13, 2023
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read my story

"Read my story" "no advertising allowed" "read my fucking story you god damn slut"
by ThatOtherDude1817 July 27, 2018
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The Jolly-rancher story

Once upon a time a girl bet her boyfriend that he couldn't get a jolly-rancher out of her pussy with his tongue so he tried it. When he thought he had it so he bit it,but it wasn't the jolly-rancher instead it was it was a herpes bubble and he got herpes all over his face. The End.
Guy 1:have you herd the jolly-rancher story?

Guy 2:No.

Guy 1:Good, you don't want to!
by chris744 October 16, 2010
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cool story

When cool story bro became massively overused people find a way to make it less cliche.
A: Me and my wife have been married for 5 years.... blah blah crap.

B: Cool story bro.

C: ^^ You're really cheesy, just say cool story.
by flyfloon^ August 28, 2011
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cool story bra

the same thing of "cool story bro" but more dumb.
gamer 1: I have a my first pentakill last nigth in League Of Legends, using Shaco, was amazing only me and my friend

gamer 2: pics¿

gamer 1: I forget them

gamer 2: cool story bra
by Turbotime September 20, 2010
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