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stone

usually has dimples, plays basketball, and has a long ass dick
damn that boy stone fine as shit dude
by jackerbooty February 25, 2018
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Stoned God

A god to surpass all gods. every child should be taught to worship the stoned god as everyone who follows the stoned god is blessed with the dankest of kush.
by LP97 May 29, 2018
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Stone

The sexiest and hottest man on the Planet. Even better than Georgia.
Stone is sooo hot
by Erik503 September 29, 2018
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stoned with emotion

Feeling a large amount of emotion, (ie. love, lust, angry, sad, happy, joy etc.) yet still appears to be tired, sleepy, or just really high.
Boy 1: Are you sure you’re happy? You don’t seem happy.

Girl 1: I am very happy, just stoned with emotion.
by Weld4cash October 7, 2018
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Stone

Ah, I see how you reached the deepest part of the Urban Dictionary just to hear me tell a story. I shall tell a story then...

Stone is basically a kind of rock. Stone is also a name for someone but it’s an odd name.

Basically if you’re called Stone then they mean you are dumb and your brain is basically a stone.
“Hey, look at that suspicious stone!” Said a young child
“What are you talking about? I’m Stone!” Said Stone
“Oh... then you’re dumb hah!” Replied the young child.
by AnOnYmOoouS November 26, 2018
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Stonedover

When one wakes up after passing out / falling asleep from cannabis and has a headache the next day.
"Fuck, man. Smoked too much last night and now I'm all stonedover."
by Weshoujo August 8, 2019
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Stonehenge

1. When a group composed of UK (British, Scottish, Welch) males stand in a circle and give each other a handjob to get their rocks off.

2. When members of British Parliament convene to have a debate regarding a topic extremely important to the British citizens, but are unable to come to any sensible agreement on anything and the public determines their convening was just merely to give the appearance that they care for their constituents, but in actuality they don't give a flying fuck and just wanted to gather together for a large circle jerk to cum all over the British populace.
John: Ringo, come join Paul, George, and I over here and complete our circle so we can start our Stonehenge.

News reporter: Members of British Parliament gathered today to discuss their strategy for Brexit, but were unable to agree upon anything, so it appears their meeting was just another Stonehenge.
by Ambiguousgenitals January 29, 2021
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