smash day

Day for sex.

"Guess what Baby?" "What?" "It's smash day, get the condoms!"

by Mikey3434 November 27, 2014

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Smash the Mirror

Idiomatic expression; English.

Definition: When someone says something and once it's heard, it breaks your preconceived notion - e.g. you can never "unsee" or "unthink" it. When someone "smashes the mirror" you can see something for what it is or think about something in a new way counterintuitive to the previous way of thinking.

1. In HIMYM Ted meets a previous ex-girlfriend who talked so much, she ended up with a deaf husband. He then signed, 'Boy, she sure does talk a lot, doesn't she?' Thus you smash the mirror.

2. "Have you ever noticed the negative space in FEDEX makes an arrow?"
"Dude you just smashed the mirror for me."

by kayleefirefly February 22, 2015

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vagina smash

When you Hulk smash your girlfriend or side chick and grope the inside of the vagina.

Brandon: "Andy I heard Tommy got laid!"

Andy: "no, He just Vagina Smashed her."

Tommy: "AND SHE LIKED EVERY PART OF IT... SO DID I!!"

by Klitoris Kisser August 30, 2015

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Smashed assholes

The someone looks. When lookong like "death" is an understaement and you need to go a few steps further.

Did you not sleep last night?? You look like a bag of smashed assholes!!

by Canthandlethistruth June 28, 2016

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Smash December

You have to smash for the whole month of December at least once

Me and my best friend smashed several times and smash December is a month in which you have sex the whole month

by Clout queen November 27, 2018

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snatch a smash

1) The equivalent of a one night stand.

2) To have sex at any given moment for no particular reason.

1) "Yo, I snatched a smash last night and it was TIGHT!"
"Righteous, bro!"

2)"hey baby, let's snatch a smash real quick."
"Alright, but I have to leave in an hour."

by Ilikechicken37 July 12, 2017

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