shaved ape

athletic dude who could be a stud if it weren't for his girly-smooth, waxed and shaved body.

A shaved ape usually doesn't have too much gray matter between the ears.

too many shaved apes at that gym

by flerlerp September 15, 2010

slavery

Slavery is the practice or system of owning somebody.

Black people were the victims of slavery.

by Sugav November 28, 2016

Culinary Slave

Every woman's secret fantasy. A man that can cook, bake and make coffee and would willingly do so.

I wish I had a culinary slave when I get home tonight.

My culinary slave came over tonight.

by M&M2010 February 12, 2010

Nigerian sex slave

Someone that should be able to be legally purchased

i want to buy a Nigerian sex slave

by Fuck Off Faggot Nigga December 8, 2019

Mc-Slavetrade

A black mcdonalds worker

Yes!!!!!! i got served by a mc-slavetrade

oh look, the mc-slavetrade is trying to escape

by gregre January 5, 2007

Shaved Cat

shaved cats are the lamest things ever. they are those wannabe skaters that are between the ages of 8 and 16. they usually have shaved heads and are short but not always. they always act really cocky even though they're losers/posers
Its often used as an insult when someone is being lame and too normal

*guys with buzz cuts on skateboards skate by*
Sophie: Oh god, its the shaved cats. I hope they choke on their hairballs

Joon: "He has a flathead. Therefore I hate him"
Julian: "ok?"
Joon: "Go die you shaved cat"

Bryan: "I'm so much cooler than you fat Asians"
Samantha: "No one likes you you're just some lame shaved cat"

Cole: "Psh I'm so much cooler than you, Joon"
Jeremy: "Go fuck yourself you shaved cat"

by A pocketfull of amazingness February 21, 2009

Stripper vs Sex Slave

Strippers are easiest of all people to make fun of. One man decided to crop a pole for those spiritually lazy blobs, they would look uttermost fattied for eternity. Life for a woman without someone giving them a pole to fit for thier trouble? Well, eating a lot of sweets & fatty buildup. Uncontaneable gymbumbs have most the same function. The stripper cannot fit into existence on earth with adequate measure to make it as a God, so they just keep with thier fatty conscience and work with the pole since they need managing a generic turf. A pole functions them & sacrifices each fatty calorie. Monkey, start swinging on a pole, makes muscles too simply, easy, makeup to extinguish. No different than other people, just born at the wrong place at the wrong time and have to surrender to a pole for hours. Strippers have no sense, just sacrifice and learn a lesson off of pressure generically. As to terminate self corruption.
Sex slaves get all the loose ends to make our babies completely controlled. Thus fitting all the impaired blobs to work with the strippers to keep their genericness for future generations until they wipe their own ass straight. Never go into shock in a settled atmosphere if they don't already have OCD, a cigarette or vibrator for any senses. Sex Slaves finally make the win as they own all this, and know what will happen just like reading the back of their own hand. They know what moves to make and penalyse offenders without trying.

In match Stripper vs Sex Slave: A stripper has no imagination and degrades themself to someone else's invention to make exercize. People like them are called gym goers who have most the same function. They admire the strippers deeply and look up to them as stripper has a higher rank then a gymnist because they get more air, a higher elevation and can rush blood to thier head quicker. So Stripper Vs. Sex Slave, obviously here, the sex slave wins, their the ones doing all the labour.

Strippers vs Sex Slaves : Strippers never learned good for barter or trade, need mediation at all times, learn generically. Sex Slaves roll in head strong with a smart style, sense of charisma, perfect eating habbits, beautiful face, smart sense and passion to carry it all with their swag.

Stippers Vs Sex Slaves : Strippers process and Sex Slaves control. Therefor Sex Slaves win and own over the Strippers.

by premonitionguidant June 6, 2010