shitty shuffle

when youre listening to your ipod on shuffle and you keep skipping songs because nothing good is coming on

friend: hey what cha listening to right now?

me: ugh nothing im on a shitty shuffle

friend: man, that happens to me all the time.

by jtplz November 19, 2013

Sloppy Shuffle

The act when a man is about to ejaculate when he shifts to the woman's face to drench her face in a sloppy solution.

I didn't wear a condom, so I did the sloppy shuffle to avoid any mishaps.

by room535 January 27, 2015

Keyboard Shuffle

When you're sitting next to a friend on the computer and want to mess with them so your fingers do a little dance on the keyboard to annoy them

Yeah I kept annoying Kyle by doing the Keyboard Shuffle to him.

by spa1645 February 10, 2015

Wisconsin shuffle

When you dance nude with a your cousin without consent.

During preschool I did the Wisconsin shuffle with my sister.

by im_wubstep March 18, 2015

shitard shuffle

A song including a specific announced dance usually overplayed at all school functions.

Ex. Man, The Wobble is such a SHITARD shuffle!
Dude, I know! So is the Mocarana!

by Youknowmeaswinturdhoneybutts June 3, 2015

vagina shuffle

A dance in which the male shoves his penis into a women and tells her bounce

Oh baby fuck me with the vagina shuffle

by Ooberschnitzel June 22, 2015

memphis shuffle

a quater note with a dotted 16th note lead in to the next unit over an over....duh, de- duh pattern created by Curtis Mayfield from Memphis...Tennessee...

Curtis Mayfield created the Memphis shuffle

by little roger November 21, 2015