selfisism

actions of taking selfie

Selfisism is a big trend in social media

by rjcsp July 1, 2016

Shelfie

When you take an unbelievably unique or large dump, and snap a picture using your phone to prove it to the doubters.

"You should have seen it, it stretched the length of the bowl and disappeared downwards."
Girlfriend : "Yeh....not likely"
"Here, I I send you a shelfie."

by Hogey Carmichael November 6, 2016

Selfew

A curfew regulated by a person in order to force him or herself home early when that person reaches an age that is too old to binge-drink all night in weekdays.

Carine: "I will leave before 11pm, I set myself a curfew."
TJ: "That is a selfew, haha."
Carine: "Wow, you are the first human ever use this word. If Buzzfeed or whatever are to use this word they should reference you."
TJ: "I know right?"

by Tom Joseph November 18, 2016

selfew

A self-applied curfew to go home early when one reaches an age that is too old to binge drink in weekdays.

Carine: "I will leave at 11PM, I gave myself a curfew"
TJ: "So that's a selfew"
Carine: "Wow you are the first ever human using this word, if Buzzfeed or whatever quote it they should reference you"
TJ: "I know right"

by Tom Joseph November 22, 2016

Selfifaction

The satisfaction that comes when you’re please with the selfie you have taken and posted.

I’m feeling high selfifaction with that photo I just posted, I look amazing.

by Peter and Brer Rabbit December 18, 2017

sefiew

Is a greeting used in place of hello.

Simple folk don't usually know this term because it originate from the people of high society.

"why sefiew"
"sefiew there"

by ijhiaskl May 3, 2018

Smelfie

To take a selfie while farting

Yo dude, bout to drop a deuce, let’s take a smelfie

by Keng123 May 23, 2018