Getting your salad tossed while being in the ocean
by reverebeachkid November 23, 2015
Get the salt rimmug. by turkishsuperhuman January 20, 2017
Get the Saltsmug. When someone has a such a large collection of dandriff on their head so it looks like they have salt on their head.
by a n i m e t i t y January 27, 2018
Get the Hair saltmug. Smiled A Little Then Stopped
instead of lol or lmao, more accurately, SALTS (smiled a little then stopped) ex. someone texts a kinda funny joke- “salts”
by wouldn’t youliketoknow January 21, 2023
Get the saltsmug. by Digglerbits April 24, 2024
Get the Saltmug. Basically, what the word implies. Demons that you get from eating salt.
Leading to bad moods, bad vibez in general, irritability, insomnia, depression, manic episodes, uclers and addiction-like behaviour.
Leading to bad moods, bad vibez in general, irritability, insomnia, depression, manic episodes, uclers and addiction-like behaviour.
"Hey, do you want some of my salted chips" - Person 1, eating salt
"No thank you, I do not want the Salt demons" - Person 2 no salt having, drinking a beer
"Don't worry man it's just a little flavour enhancer that comes from the ocean or himalayers" Person 1, loudly munching
"The Salt demons are going to have their way again, you'll see" - Person 2, Beer chug
Later, Person one has an insomnia that lasts until he gets to sleep in the morning but feels like it was worth it.
Person two gets great sleep and is generally better shape.
Salt demons.
Be well everyone.
"No thank you, I do not want the Salt demons" - Person 2 no salt having, drinking a beer
"Don't worry man it's just a little flavour enhancer that comes from the ocean or himalayers" Person 1, loudly munching
"The Salt demons are going to have their way again, you'll see" - Person 2, Beer chug
Later, Person one has an insomnia that lasts until he gets to sleep in the morning but feels like it was worth it.
Person two gets great sleep and is generally better shape.
Salt demons.
Be well everyone.
by Swiftyoldboy July 27, 2025
Get the Salt demonsmug. The act of tricking innocent homeless men into ejaculating various bodily fluids into a fake beard worn by the assailants.
the Beard is then dried, removed and dipped into cooking pots at a later date to add a matured salty taste.
Extra points are given if the contributors have different venereal diseases and Connor can milk them to satisfaction without waking them. Although consciousness is optional but not encouraged.
the Beard is then dried, removed and dipped into cooking pots at a later date to add a matured salty taste.
Extra points are given if the contributors have different venereal diseases and Connor can milk them to satisfaction without waking them. Although consciousness is optional but not encouraged.
Did you taste Connor’s goulash last Friday night?? Tasted like he’s been salted his beard again. Anyways. My doctor says this gonorrhea around my mouth should clear up if I keep taking these antibiotics. But these genital warts are here to stay.
by JesusBummedTrump August 8, 2023
Get the salted his beardmug.