rubber luck

rubber luck is a term used to ascribe a condition of circumstance whereby an individual alternately seems to have alternately remarkable good and exceptionally bad fortune.

"I never seen anyone with such rubber luck. Yesterday he was filling out insurance forms to cover his house fire, today he went to the assayer's office with a fifteen pound gold nugget he found when his jeep got run off the road into the creek."

by Coz the Shroom November 22, 2013

Rubber Sadness

A defeating sadness participants receive when it is discovered there is no more condoms left right before engaging in intercrourse. Symptoms include frustration, angst, unfufillment, and most notably blue balls.

Brett- Did you hook up with that random from the bar last night?

Steve- No man! I ran out of condoms and got rubber sadness. I couldn't risk it, so instead I had her give me a blow job.

Brett- That's the way to go. Rubber sadness is the worst!

by newyorkkk February 23, 2014

rubber poncho

The cricker word for a condom

She knows weather. She knows when to have him put on the rubber poncho.

by Lindsay Shively May 11, 2014

Rubberbumkin

A word used to substitute anything that is ordinary. Which makes it funny

Uh, you should have used the rubberbumkin in the shower

by Onewoman November 20, 2014

rubber band

When a males penis is hard and pushed back and different directions and bounces back to it's original position

You sprang your rubber band in my face !

by car23 February 22, 2015

rubberbanned

RubberBanned is also known as The Rugged Man. Sporting a proper man's beard, he is most notable for his lack of fucks given. He has all of the fucks, yet gives none. He is able to speak violence and debauchery fluently. RB inspires fear in those who only fight with their mouths.

Avoid at all costs. He once killed a man with just his firm handshake, and bleeds maple syrup. You have been warned.

Ex: "Legasus got Rugged Man'd yesterday".

"I killed RubberBanned and got covered in maple syrup."

by Amalgamut August 4, 2015

rubber donkey

When you put a condom on a donkey then you fuck it

Elle really wanted to rubber donkey on Christmas Eve

by Bigdirtyhairysancez666 October 22, 2015