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Salazar Rocket

A tear gas grenade named after Ruben Salazar, a Los Angeles Times reporter who was shot and killed while getting shit faced drunk inside the Silver Dollar bar on Whittier Blvd. in East L. A. by a sheriff's deputy who accidently fired it into the front window of the bar hitting the highly intoxicated Salazar in the head on 8/29/1970. A drunk Mexican shot in the head inside an ELA bar is a daily happening, except the the fact THIS one happened to have a job at the LA TIMES - so all hell broke loose.
A bunch of drunk Mexicans were trying to enter Downey, luckily we used a couple of Salazar Rockets to get them back into South Gate where they belong.
by Peter J. Pitchess August 11, 2010
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the popping cock rocket

The act of getting your cock sucked while having pop rocks pop on your cock
by joe and camden April 1, 2011
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Rocket Ship Toms

A term used by seasoned drummers to note and harshly discourage an inefficient tom set up used by a new drummer. Can often be seen as two toms placed in ridiculous amounts of angle, the bottom facing out and the top facing in.

Basically, if you suck technically at setting up your drums it shows. Also your technique is no good and you're going to damage your wrists/hands...for life.
New Drummer: Look at my new drumset isn't it cool. I rock.

Drummer: How long you been playing dude?

New Drummer: Two weeks, isn't my set up wicked sweet?

Drummer: No...1. Good stuff, taking up a cool instrument. 2. you suck, learn more before you boast. And 3. You got some major Rocket Ship Toms action going on here...your wrists are going to die.

New Drummer:...oh.
by BeckManhattan May 24, 2007
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rocket noob

a player (actually not even a player) who can only get a kill with a rocket launcher. normally found in halo.
Fallenangel: if you dont stop using that rocket or I will kick your f***ing @$$!!!!

noob: ur just jealous!!

Fallenangel: rocket noob

Fallenangel has quit the game
by Fallenangel5 January 28, 2010
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rocketdick

*sees ginger*

"ah yes, a rocket dick

also known in the Little Einsteins theme song: "We're going on a trip, in our favorite rocketdick"
by ramona flowers17 May 27, 2015
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drama rocket

A term that refers to an individual or group of individuals that become dramatic easily, typically for the sake of getting attention. Seen mostly in high school students, college couples, and Protestants.
Davo: Whaaa! Everyone keeps coming into my room, my Mexican roommate masturbates hourly, everyone thinks I'm a flagpole sitter, Postal 2 is ripping my soul apart, I spilled my pooding, Pumster keeps leaving dirty messages on my Post-It Notes, I need me some peach ring action, some Catholic keeps giving me the finger in crapel, my girlfriend won't stop pinching me, I have too much school work, summer vacation is too far away, and I'm, pardon me, effin tired! Whaaa!!
Luis: Whoa, don't launch a drama rocket, holmes!
by HugeBreasticle March 31, 2005
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knuckle rocket

I was shooting off a knuckle rocket and your mom walked in.
by pink pig August 21, 2007
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