Ripped

to hang from a hook at Sport-o-Rama from your boxers. It tears your asshole open.

OMG, did you see Ian get ripped???? He almost bobbed!!!

by -13 hockey boss January 25, 2011

Ripperofferer

Anyone who rips off a source without acknowledging it, whether that source is a person, book, website, etc.

"His best status updates are nothing but rip offs of one of his mates, the dodgy little ripperofferer."
Q. "Did you rip that off some website?" A. "Did you just call me a dirty f*cking website ripperofferer, punk?!"

by Bambarooni July 24, 2011

Ripped the Fiddle

A euphemism for something indeterminate, but bad.

"How did your date go last night?"

"I ripped the fiddle."

"Holy fucking shit dude! Better make a break for Mexico while you still have a chance!"

by AlphaAlex November 9, 2011

ripped diesel

The art of being super duper shit faced. As ripped is to drunk, ripped diesel is to super drunk.;

"last nite I chugged a fifth of jameson and did six jager bombs, then switched to redbull and vodka, I was ripped diesel"

by hoss guy December 30, 2011

Ripper

A boyfriend that all of your friends hate.

"When you show him to your mates, he's gonna turn into a ripper. No doubt about it."

by *CookieMonster* January 10, 2014

ripped the ass out of my pants

This is a term used while you are bending down and picking up something off the floor and as you do so your pants get ripped or torn. Performing manual labor.

Danny B was loading some cigar boxes and all of a sudden he Screams out load "Fuck" and tells me. Dude I just " ripped the ass out of my pants" and I just bought them.

Loading some boxes over head and screamed "Fuck dude I just ripped the ass out of my pants"

by Mejo December 16, 2014

ripped windsock

This happens after climax, when the penis is laying to the side, flaccid. It has lost the "wind" in it's sock. Ripped windsock.

I can't get this ripped windsock up for round two.

by Skinanbones June 28, 2016