Royal Dumbass

v. Someone who thinks they are smart, but in reality, are very stupid; a very stupid person.

George W. Bush was a royal dumbass for thinking that the War of Terrorism was a good idea.

by Chachiix March 6, 2010

Royal City Rhubarb Pie

When you go down on your partner in Guelph, ON AND as they climax, you slam a rhubarb pie (can be other fruit, but juicy rhubarb preferred) in their face.

Royal City Rubarb Pie a 'la mode is when you cum in her face after.

I went on this date last night and I totally wasn't expecting it, but as I was about to cum, he gave me a wicked Royal City rhubarb pie. It was the best I ever had.

by Bad Ass Fisherman August 20, 2010

Romylol

A big black guy with swagg.

Oh look! It's a Romylol.

by Romylol December 15, 2010

royally butt fucked

To be fucked, not necessarily analy, by someone who is in a higher social standing.
bootyfuckanal

Lily: " I slept with Jason last night."
Lily's friend: "The hottest guy in school? You slut! you were so royally butt fucked last night!"

by Audrey Hepburn Bitches January 19, 2016

Royal Sausage

When somebody pisses you off to the point were you grind up their entire family into mince meat, then stuff that meat into the person who pissed you off into their anus, making them become the Royal Sausage.

Sausagee: "What have you done to me?"
Sausager: "I grinded your entire family into meat and put them in your ass"
Sausagee: "What?"
Sausager: "you've become my Royal Sausage!"

by Orgazm75 December 17, 2021

The Royal Gangbang

When you engage in sexual activity with 3 or more members of the same family with the surname ' King ' at the same time.

Craig : My 2 brothers are so gay !
Christopher : Perhaps the 3 of you would be interested in The Royal Gangbang

by Cis-Zeb-Bennets4Life September 19, 2009

Going royal

When you delete all your social media.

Megan Markle going royal after her became Prince Harris fiancee.

by cecibrazilian May 2, 2018