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Nut roast

When your fucking your bitch on a stove!!
I'm in pain from last nights when I nut roast.
by The dark Gerth November 4, 2016
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roasted nuts

inserting ones nuts/balls into a vagina while rubbing her clit.
by peppper March 29, 2010
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Squid Roast

Squid roast is a derivative of the common Australian Vernacular phase "spit roast". a Spit Roast, in turn, is similar to the American root phrase "finger cuffs" made famous in the 1997 film Chasing Amy by Kevin Smith.

A squid roast is when a particularly eager and morally apathetic lady takes as many cocks as she can. Similar to a gang bang and differs only slightly in that (8) is the magic number of cocks required to achieve true squid roast status.

The first (4) are pretty obvious, but finding places for the next (4) is quite challenging and often leads to a something akin to a snake mating ball.
My girlfriend said she wants a squid roast for her Birthday, and if I'm nice she'll let me watch.
by Yankee down under March 21, 2022
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toast roast

"let's head down to the beach and toast roast"
by harrysaidso August 2, 2016
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Double Roast

A roast, in which one sentence roast the subject twice.

In the example, the subject is roasted twice by stating he can't hit a baseball, as well as a perpetrator of domestic violence.
Hey did you hear that sick Double Roast from UrinatingTree, "Hey Addison whaddya say, the only thing you're hitting is your girl today."
by tylerk1111 October 29, 2018
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roasted lemons

It means your ass cheeks are going to burn from severity of verbal roasting/abuse
Boiiii your about to have roasted lemons if you dont shut your mouth!
by SHALACKS March 21, 2016
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Roasted Brussels Sprouts

Brian Peters eats 500g of roasted Brussels Sprouts every day. Or Brian Peters eats 500g of brown dick every day in a Mexican jail.
by No homo 45 June 5, 2024
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