Road to Wembley

Line of hair leading directly to a man's genital area. Also known as a 'stairway to heaven'.

Girl 1: Did you see Jack's dark trail of hair under his belly-button at the beach yesterday?
Girl 2: Oh, you mean his road to Wembley?

by Mylosc August 27, 2013

Road-burned bratwurst

When your dick is sweaty, and you get up real fast and it sticks to your thigh, causing painful friction

Dude 1: hey bro, wanna come outside and shoot some hoops?

Dude 2: nah man, I've got a serious road-burned bratwurst right now, can barely even walk

by MaskedCooter November 13, 2013

Road Rubbing

The act of pleasuring oneself while travelling in a car or similar vehicle

"You feel like road rubbing on the way home?"

by Ironwolf226 December 2, 2013

road loaf

Mass of dead animal carcass lying on the road at the point at which genus and species is still detectable, but still does not constitute as road slime

Watch out for that big chunk of road loaf in the road

by Tiberius Kirk April 11, 2014

Road Horse

A person or persons whom ride pedal bikes aggressively. They usually ride in neighborhoods, or where people are around. Rarely do they ride in rural areas. They are attention seekers, and like to be witnessed. Also, riding makes them horny, and they are big fans of Patrick Swayze.

Neighbor 1: "Did you see Chad and Stacy today?"
Neighbor 2: "Yeah man! A couple of Road Horses!"
Neighbor 1: "I heard they have vibrating bicycle seats!"
Neighbor 2: "Typicsl Road Horse, I wish I was one."

by PissTank May 20, 2015

Road Hugger

A male hitch hiker that gives hand jobs in exchange for a ride.

I was going to pick up that road hugger but I already got it in this morning.

by roadhugger September 8, 2015

road tube

Male trucker prostitute

Jenny lets go get some road tube

by Dirttrike November 19, 2015