relative history

The history of your blood parents, or the history of your mother and father.

My mom and dads life story, relative or relative history is relative to my life story.

by Cronic Christoph January 5, 2017

Relationship monkey

Someone who starts a new relationship before ending an existing one, like the monkey swinging through the trees doesn't let go of the branch until it's grabbed the next one.

I'm a relationship monkey as I don't like being on my own although I pretend I'm fine & happy outside of a relationship,truly I'm not.

by Big Bad Gorilla March 16, 2017

Relationship goals

Relationship goals is a relationship that everyone wishes they had and the couple in speaking are quite literally the best people ever

Joe and parys are actually relationship goals, I wish that we were like them

by Laney6728 April 25, 2017

Relationship saturated

Polyamory term for unable to sustain any additional relationships

my mind and emotions can't handle any more Romantic relationship so I am relationship saturated.

by PolyWife April 25, 2017

Relationship

Something you will never have.

Mitch: Yo m8, I finally got a girlfriend.
Donald: Dude, ya can't have a relationship with ur hand.
Mitch: Fuck you.

by BrumBrumMadafaka July 5, 2017

Relationship Daddy

Someone who is inclined to seek out relationship over random hookups.

This doesn't mean they won't partake in hookups, only that they prefer a long lasting relationship.

For the opposite see Hoe Boi

Jimmy is such a relationship daddy but he's posing off as a hoe boi.
Jaleel has hoe boi tendencies but is a relationship daddy at heart.

by Dillpickles526 April 20, 2018

Relationship Guru

someone who has the ability to build/fix relationships for other people, but can't seem to build/fix their own relationships
usually single

You better thank London. He's the Relationship Guru who put you two together.

by ZeroMindedPower January 5, 2018