poop rape

When you are constipated to the point where your hard deer like shit pellets are compacted against your anus wall resulting in the formation of a hard, bumpy, phallic shaped demon that when expelled from your bowels after a few days of hibernation poop rapes you,resulting in a tearing and bleeding of your universal o ring and depending on the person sometimes a shameful arousal.

i was laid up in the hospital for a few days and was given so many opiates that after a few days of being unable to defecate i finally succumbed to taking a suppository which led to me ultimately being poop raped.

by otto outre February 9, 2017

rape a goat

what George B. does all night long

George: Spread dat ass wide
Goat: baahh
George: sooo tight *splooge*

by eshizzle October 14, 2003

G Rape Soda

The codename for any drink containing the date rape drug known as ghb in it.

Yeah bro, she was thirsty and downed that entire G rape soda in 2 gulps, she'll be primed in no time.

by Ranchgirls December 5, 2020

face rape

when you leave your class/office without locking your pc and someone decides to deface your facebook wall, change sexual preference, messages your groups, etc..

1: "I didnt know you were gay. It`s cool that you `came out` n all, but why message the whole uni?"

2: "aaaaaaaaaaaah shit; i forgot to lock it didnt i? face raped again :("

by j0nnyXb0x March 29, 2009

rape the replay button

to repeatedly click "replay" at the end of a YouTube video (esp. of a song) you particularly enjoyed so you can see/hear it again and again

comment posted under a video: "Thumbs up if you had to rape the replay button on this one!"

by languagelover2 December 2, 2010

Snape rape

A game designed to cause public humiliation by vocalizing a desire to rape Professor Snape in his favorite sexual position which was unanimously voted to be doggie style. When a person sees a friend across campus unaware of their presence they yell Snape rape! As loud as they can. The friend yells Snape rape back as loud as they can to confirm they know the first person is there. Lots of onlookers then gawk at the pair for vocalizing such a weird request in public as a greeting.

Girl 1: Snape Rape!
Girl 2: Snape Rape! I called it first.

by Heliodor229 December 9, 2008

rape ape

Professional Boxer Mike Tyson

Remember when Rape Ape bit off that Holifield guy's ear? That fucking ruled!

by Aesop April 30, 2004