Ass Puddles

The butt mark your butt makes when it's really sweaty after running (Cross Country, Track, etc.) and you sit down on concrete/cement.

Dude, look at those massive ass puddles.

by assmanbill September 2, 2010

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piddle pipe

It was an idea i had when i was on the phone to the bestest person on the planet lol! It is slang for that hole u piss out of.

haha that's the wrong hole you fool, that's my piddle pipe!!

i pee from my piddle pipe.

i just secreted urine from my piddle pipe.

by Hollie March 13, 2005

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PiddleDo

A very large, irresistible dick

Everyone wants Caleb's piddledo.

by Ali April 1, 2005

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Sexual act which involves dropping a cleveland steamer on a lady's chest before then performing a motorboat or for a more realistic speed (in proportion to the mode of transport mentioned in the name of the sexual act), a rowing boat.

Last night I found a local crackwhore for some paddle steamer action.

by DrJonas May 20, 2010

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Paddle porn

Whitewater rafting images and/or video that elicit a subtle sexual response from the viewer, due to an overwhelming desire to go rafting.

John: "So did you get to go rafting today?"
Drew: "No, the weather was too shitty... Now I'm all worked up. If you need me, I'll be in my room watching paddle porn."

by Keepitrail October 6, 2012

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