president of iran

the president of iran is no more. he is gone. he got 200 pumped and the israelis and americans and saudis are currently hitting the griddy on him (and irans civilians)

“bro the president of iran got bodied hard last night”
“haha bozo”

by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut May 20, 2024

Presiyan

Presiyan is a League of Legends pro player wannabe. He started playing the game at the age of 12 and has been bad at it ever since. Interesting fact about him is that he calls himself "rank 1 katarina" which is true, rank 1 most retarded katarina player in the world. Anotehr interesting fact about him is that he keeps playing around 25 games a day. Nolifer.

Lubo: Omg, did you see Presiyan was on a lose streak?
Vlado: Nothing new.

by kurzakurwite June 6, 2024

presidential pickle

Obama term reference of a watermelon 🍉

Look at them porch apes devouring that presidential pickle.

by SamanthaZittle November 29, 2024

president blowjob

A guy that gets a BJ from the office intern and is too chicken shit to own it and tell everyone his wife is just a bitch. AKA the 42nd President of the USA.

I saw president blowjob on TV the other day. His wife’s still a bitch.

by MarkANator January 11, 2025

Presigalo 《¤》

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal 《¤》abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Presigalo 《¤》

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

President Musk

The true and current leader of the United States as DJT is merely his puppet.

Person A: "Trump has issued a lot of executive orders since his inauguration last month."

Person B: "You must mean President Musk as Elon is running the show behind the scenes."

by Sun Chaser February 4, 2025

President Envy

The feeling one has when they see another country have a better president than the one in their own country.

Watching the no nonsense attitude from Zelensky in his meeting with Trump, gave me president envy towards Ukraine.

by Green_Devil March 4, 2025