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polish batear

A Polish Batear is when you spread the skin of your nuts and place it over a chicks face.
A polish batear is like a tea bag times 10.
by B smith November 15, 2007
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Polish Beach House

To build a Polish Beach House, you'll need 2 giant umbrellas with long shafts, and a few beers (does not have to be Polish Beer).

You set-up the two umbrellas by planting them next to each other when the water gets to be a couple of feet deep. then, swim under your ghetto makeshift island shack with a six-pack of beer, and start chugging.

There. If people at the beach curiously point at you and are, like, "WTF??" Then, and only then, you've got yourself a genuine Polish Beach House. Make sure to snap a photo to send to Polish Beach House Magazine. If you're lucky, you'll make next week's cover.

If you add 2 more umbrellas, it becomes a Polish Beach Duplex. More than 4 total umbrellas makes it a Polish Beach Mansion.
LESTER: I've just chugged 6 beers and can't hold it in any longer and there's not a port-a-potty in sight!! What am I gonna do, Leebo?!

LEEBO: Relax, Lester. We'll set up a Polish Beach House down yonder and you'll be good to go
by BoredAtWork55 July 13, 2012
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polish bubble bath

Also known as a Mexican bubble bath, farting into your bath to make bubbles.
I was sitting on the shitter talking to my girl when she let loose in the tub and made a Polish bubble bath
by T_B_J October 8, 2019
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polish blowjob

its when you go suck a guys dick and you blow on it and say "ok,im done"
I told booby i was gonna give him a polish blowjob if he came to my house.
by jtinax3 April 1, 2008
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polish roundabout

When a bitch sucks off multiple men.
Man, my bitch was so drunk last night she gave my dogs a polish roundabout!
by shornballs September 8, 2007
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Pink Nail Polish

A codeword for Drugs and Alcahol and whatever else you need a codeword for.

Pink Nail Polish-Ciggerettes
Blue Nail Polish-Menthol Ciggerettes
Green Nail Polish-Weed
Purple Nail Polish-Alcahol

Use any other colors if you need a codeword for other drugs like crack or shit like that.

***If your a boy just replace nail polish with shirt or hat or skateboard or something like that****
Girl1: Hey when you come over are you going to bring Blue or Pink nail polish?
Girl2:I'm bringing Blue, are you going to get that green nail polish we love?
Girl1:yes i am!
by unicornnn July 26, 2009
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Polish

They are always late, they are fat, they eat porgies all day. They're also retards and they don't know how to spell.
Nick is Polish and he got an F on his Spelling test and he also couldn't miss the porgy eating contest. He'll probably win.
by POLE HATER October 1, 2007
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