lacrosse player

Kids that started baseball when they were younger and quit to start playing lacrosse because they were a disgrace to the game of baseball. They are also douche bags who think they are hot shit and lacrosse is the greatest sport ever even though they probably suck at that too.

lacrosse player: baseball is so boring

baseball player: thats because you sucked

lacrosse player: no the outfield was so boring

baseball player: exactly you played the outfield because you sucked

lacrosse player: (tries to get out of conversation) well i gotta go to lacrosse practice

baseball player: ok have fun playing with your shaft with other guys

by lacrossesucksballs June 2, 2009

player blocker

mp3 player or other musical device with headphones worn by people, usually females, to avoid getting picked up by pimps. player blockers are used to divert attention from unwanted strangers.

When he saw Chanelle with her player blocker on, he knew he could not get through to her.

by urbanlifestudent December 16, 2008

Plaper

Plain, White Paper (usually bought in reams by large, wasteful businesses)

BOSS: Johnson! I want 250 copies of our prospectus on my desk by 4.00pm sharp!

JOHNSON: Yes, sir! On Plaper or on Letterhead?

BOSS: Whichever is cheaper, dammit!

JOHNSON: OK, Plaper it is, then.

by corporate_slave_1024466/Z October 6, 2009

playeree

A player that makes up/changes/bends/overuses rules to win a self-refereeing game.

Drew - why did you stop playing bball yesterday?
Adam - John was being a playeree...
Drew - ohhhh

by M.H.Y. April 11, 2010

plaqerium

Helmet description of plagiarism. Often used in relevance towards copying more than just the ideas of other people's work, enough to write a really good piece, but not copying people's work so much so that one can get caught for plagiarism. Very clever and resourceful approach.

Bro, I'm peeking about plaqerium in my essay on Scooby Doo and his relevance to society. Scared I might get snapped.

by those.words July 1, 2012

playerdar

Playerdar is when you have "player radar" and are able to quickly pick up on signals that someone is a player and not particularly serious about their intentions in the relationship.

My playerdar is kicking into high alert around that guy.

by TeeAndMore January 4, 2015

playerunkown

Playerunkown is Brendan Greene's gamertag. He is known for being the Creative Director of PUBG or PLAYERUNKOWN'S BATTLEGROUNDS, made by PUBG Corp., a Bluehole Studios company. He was also a CC at h1z1.

Playerunkown, please give me some good loot!

by antv2000 April 12, 2018