Boner Piss

When having to take a drug test and the urine going into the cup comes from a boner; usually in the morning

I didn't want boner piss in my urine sample, so I had to wait until my hard-on went away.

by djscat March 13, 2013

turkish piss party

Ancient tradition in Istanbul where the city gets together to urinate on a disgusting slut.

My neighbor Jeanette went to Istanbul and was discovered to b a shitpit so the City came together and gave her a Turkish piss party.

by doctor dick November 24, 2014

Vietcong piss sniper

A Vietcong soldier who hides in the trees and pisses on US soldiers as they walk under the tree

Person 1: is that rain

Person 2: do you think it’s a Vietcong piss sniper

Person 3: they’re in the fucking trees

by Ramranch81 March 6, 2019

walt disney piss

an explosion of piss most common on long road trips and plane rides. it is so powerful that it cracks the urinal. the name is derived from walt disney shit

Damn I’m about to take a Walt Disney piss once we get off this plane

by waltdisneyshit March 15, 2018

they don't bring out the bag pipes for just anyone

an expression used to describe a scenario in which elaborate or "over-the-top" preparations/decorations are set-up for particularly special groups or individuals.

Person 1: "Wow...look how lavishly this office is decorated!! This guy must be really important!"

Person 2: "Well you know, they don't bring out the bag pipes for just anyone..."

by jaybee173 December 7, 2011

AH PISS

Phrase used to describe extreme disappointment or anger.

You: Dude, you just died
Me: AH PISS

by Rambo is your dad May 29, 2008

Piss Mint

The little 'sweets' found in urinals that help to clean them and eliminate the odour of stale piss. (Usually found in yellow or blue.)

"Oi, mate, your breath smells like a urinal, have you been eating piss mints?

by Ray Pist February 2, 2007