Oliver's penis size

very very small😬

-what is Oliver's Penis size cuz i heard it was very small
-yeah bro i once almost sucked it off😬

by your mom lmao im so funny omg April 25, 2022

cumface penis queen

A female that sucks dick, gets facials, etc from different men very frequently. Not to be confused with The average bottom slut, but the queen of penis.

dude-1: Hey man, Emily just came out of the guys bathroom with jizz on her face

Dude-2: oh yea, she totally gave me good blow last night

Dude-3: NO WAY! I gave her a cum shot surprise last night!

dude-1: damn.. sounds like she's a cumface penis queen!

dude-3: Oh yea man. Like, if she were to die of her aids then all of the bottom cumfaces would die cause they wouldn't know how to survive without her, that's how much of a cumface she is.

by A dank bud January 27, 2010

hard penis

When a penis is fully erect and feels realy hard like a plank of wood.

Renee- "OMG Theo you have an extremely big hard penis! it feels so amazing inside me" ☺

by Likeabossbitch May 13, 2016

guacamole nigga penis

a dirty, grimy, smegma infested, uncircumcised dick.

person 1: did you know that zander has a guacamole nigga penis?
person 2: really?

person 1: yeah he needs to clean that shit bad.

by thiccniggaappreciation March 28, 2019

Penis

1.The thing that makes or breaks a relationship.
2.The thing easily replaced with my showerhead.
3.The thing that makes me wanna puke if it's under 5 inches...or over 11.
4.The most disgusting, addictive part on the male body.

1.Can I see your penis before I say "I love you."?
2.Who needs a penis when I can masturbate all night?
3.Omg ow your 12 inch penis is going in my uterus.
4.This is so gross but I can't stop sucking your penis.

by small penis hater December 7, 2003

the penis game

A game played by teenagers when either bored or desperate for attention. The game is played with two or more people. It starts out with someone whispering the word, "Penis," and it keeps getting louder from there until the word is being shouted.

Never play the penis game in a church.

by LAM April 7, 2005

Penis

The piece of meat hanging off above the scrotum in between the man’s legs.

The penis is what’s used to fuck pussies and cum inside of them. You can also jerk off. You can put this into another mans anus or a females pussy. You can also suck it. This dangling piece of beauty has many uses.

I wanna suck and fuck that penis so bad!! Give that penis to me right now!

by Dickcumlord November 10, 2019