Putin's Retreat

A situation where you and your wife are invited to your boss's home for dinner. Upon finishing dinner, your boss takes your wife and proceeds to have sex with her on the dinner table in front of you while firmly holding your gaze. Upon finishing, he instructs you to leave and you are expected to shake his hand at the door and thank him for a lovely evening.

My boss invited us over for dinner. I really don't want to go because he's a psychopath and I know that it's going to end up being another Putin's Retreat.

by xavi_danger July 26, 2022

Putting Stones

Rockhounds definition of a golf ball. Also a typo for a pudding stone.

I keep finding putting stones, but no agates, petoskeys, or pudding stones

by Lousypirate July 27, 2022

Putin's popsicle

The name of a death caused by a Russian icecube

Katie- I want Putin's popsicle.
Cory- I don't think you do.
Katie - oh I do.
Cory- do you even know what that is?
Katie - ya do you?

Cory- ya, it's what you call someone when they die from a Russian icecube.

by E Bird July 28, 2022

Putinsexual

Somebody who is sexually attracted to Vladimir Putin. Actually it's just Putin's name transformed into a sexuality to justify war crimes and support the Russian invasion.

I came out as Putinsexual.

by SniperGun July 29, 2022

putting up the four

if someone puts up a four, it means saleem is the coolest dude ever

Saleem was putting up the four, he is the coolest guy ever.

by saleemthedream August 6, 2022

Puting

When one lays in bed and plays on phone or masterbates instead of roaring pool and drinking liquor.

Hey where’s Luke?

He’s at home Puting tonight.

by Chicken sandwich 67 August 7, 2022

Putinized

It is where you get nuked by bombs and nuclear weapons and kissing your bottom good bye

Person A: "I'm so hungover I feel like I've been putinized"
Person B: "Sorry to hear that"

by Anonymous putinizer August 18, 2022