by Carmeon Coleman June 14, 2010
Get the Pussy Palooza mug.The tactical pussy is the act of a wingman taking one for the team by pulling a carefully selected girl so that an associate can score with her friend that they would not normally be able to do.
Guy A: "Hey dude, I fancy that blonde over there but she has too many friends around her.."
Guy B: "No worries man. I'm wankered, I'll pull the fat chick!"
Guy A: "Cheers bro! TACTICAL PUSSY!"
Guy B: "No worries man. I'm wankered, I'll pull the fat chick!"
Guy A: "Cheers bro! TACTICAL PUSSY!"
by bristolsheffieldkid September 26, 2011
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Man, I was hoping to get laid this morning but Cindy played pussy possum so I had to work one out in in the shower.
by Morning Wood March 11, 2012
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person two: i was gonna but then i saw her pussy braids and backed out
person one:thats hot af
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by your moms diack January 25, 2014
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"TP" for short or when you are around respectable people.
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I was with this girl last night and now I'm not feeling so great. Man I think I ate some Turnt Pussy!
by Tracy Gonzalez December 26, 2019
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it's a good thing and a bad thing at once, depends what you're into.
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Joe: Hey man, I ate my girlfriend out last night.
Nick: Nice!! How was it?
Joe: All went pretty well, until I got her pussy wind.
Nick: Nice!! How was it?
Joe: All went pretty well, until I got her pussy wind.
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