man poon

Another word for the male reproductive organ, most commonly used when referring to homosexual relations(sex).

Stephen Neirinick likes the man poon.

by kidda October 30, 2003

Twilight New Poon

A future porno title that will be the only good thing to ever come out of the gayest books/movies ever. It is supported by stupid girl teens and other Twihards, also known as the scum of the earth. The porno will probably even be gay. Twilight sucks.

Gary: "Hey did you go see Twilight New Moon? It was great"

Jordan: "What the hell? Are you gay? I bet you will finger yourself when Twilight New Poon comes out. Fag don't talk to me."

by JustAnotherScene December 14, 2009

anti-poon tactic

Any action that hinders or delays the receiving of poon.

Being amish is considered to be one of the highest
anti-poon tactics known to man.

Speaking, looking, or acting like Richard Simmons is an anti-poon tactic.

Having a tatoo of your ex girlfriend's name anywhere on your body is an anti-poon tactic.

by Hott4u6908 September 11, 2007

Anti-Poon Missile

Cumshot to the eye.

'RRRRRRRRRRRRR ANTI-POON MISSILE TO THE FACE!! CHANG! CHANG!!'

by Yeti Legs June 3, 2009

The Prime Poon System

Rather than conforming to the traditional ranking of women on the scale from 1 to 10, the Prime Poon system is a method of ranking women using prime numbers from 3 to 59.

1) HOLY SHIT!!!! THAT CHICK IS A 3!!! EVEN BY THE PRIME POON SYSTEM!!!
2) Eh... I give her about a 37
3) Damn... she like a 53

by crispy429432 March 6, 2010

Peen Poon

Butt. Butthole. Rectum. Rectal area.

"I fucked this girl up the peen poon!"

by Anonymous November 19, 2002

Poon Tang Cocktail

Pussy juice drank from a champagne glass (works best if the pussy juice comes from a geyser)

Mooj loves Poon Tang Cocktails!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 13, 2007