P.M.S.

P.M.S is a abbreviation used during text-messaging and IM conversations meaning; Pretty Much the Same

Guy1- What are you doing?

Guy2- Not much, you?

Guy1- Oh well P.M.S., I've had a pretty uneventful day.

Guy2- Oh?! That's cool, I guess

by Freddy P. January 28, 2008

PMS

Pre Marital Sex. The best kind. Also achievable by avoiding matrimony alltogether. Not a bad idea.

Fuck, I need some PMS!

by wank December 28, 2005

P.M.S

the new definition
Pre masterbation syndrome

when a person is very horney.

that girl is so fine, she's makin me P.M.S

by smcforlife October 10, 2004

P.M.S.

Plastered Morning Syndrome
a very bad hang over

Branden: last night was awsome
Justyn: yea it was but i got P.M.S.
Branden: yea my head is killing me to very bad hangover

by Justyn Richard December 24, 2008

pmphobia

In the IRC (Internet Relay Chat) world PM-Phobia (PM=Private Message)is the fear of unsolicited Private Messages particularly those of a sexual nature.

Hey baby can I pm you for a second, "No, I got pmphobia" get lost. i.e Hey hotty want to see my *bleep* pm me and I'll give you the password; no, and thank god for my pmphobia.

by Brossia February 10, 2008

Pmroflmao

Abbreviation of the all too popular phrase: Pissing Myself, rolling on floor, laughing my ass off.

Guy 1: Dude, did you just see that guy fall over at the traffic lights?

Guy 2: Yeaaaaaah, I was just Pmroflmao.

by Ryurn May 2, 2010

PMPL

PMPL is a texting abbreviation for "Peeing My Pants Laughing". It can be used interchangeably with ROFL or ROFLMAO. It is also often used in conjunction with OMG to express astonished disbelief and laughter.

girl 1: member john's weird gf?
girl 2: yeah.
girl 1: did u know they shacked up?
girl 2: fo real?
girl 1: yup. when he asked her to do the dishes, she tried to stab him!
girl 2: OMG! PMPL! pyscho!

by mackleperks January 20, 2011