Hur’s Him

When you’re a politician and a special prosecutor named Robert Hur puts you to a difficult choice: admit you committed a crime or admit you’re not mentally fit to hold office. Similar to a Hobson’s Choice or trying to decide whether to remain a him, or go dominate a sport for her’s.

The lawyer put The Big Guy to a Hur’s Him; he either had to admit he was fit to stand trial or unfit to keep his job.

by ajpolo February 9, 2024

Him

He's the one who makes me happy, makes me smile, spends time with me. He's the one who made me a better person, the most beautiful boy I've ever seen in my entire life.
He's the one who wiped my tears when no one did, he's the one who has my heart and no one else. I love him

🗣️"Hey did you saw Yelena today?"
👤"Yea she looks like she's daydreaming about something"
🗣️" I think she's thinking about *HIM*"

by Yelena loves cats October 9, 2022

HIM

Spike Jordan

“omg! I cannot believe how good that DJ was last night” “ Me either, he was HIM”

by $sp00n$2 March 14, 2024

i never really spoke to him

Exact words zayn malik quoted after he left the band (larry is real and louis tops end of conversation) about the sweetest human(who once tripped over a dog and apologised to it) and killed 33% of the fandom

Directioner 1:we've come so far
Directioner 2 (young) :how far..?
Directioner 1: right from " i know the real you"

To
" i never really spoke to him"

by Louis tops May 16, 2019

Not coming up off him

Never giving up on him. Never letting go of my relationship... Welcome to death row

I'm not coming up off him, I'm not coming up off her

by LittleBluRidingHood April 27, 2024

slip him a lobster

bribing someone $20 for something fucking stupid

Tim: Aw fuck i failed the test
Derek: no worries mate, just slip him a lobster and he will let you pass

by bosss1244222 December 8, 2013

I'd let him ultraviolence me

In reference to the song ultraviolence by Lana del Rey in essence when a man is so fine you want him to hit you " he hit me and it felt like a kiss" usually used my masochist and or whisper girlies

Tommy is so fucking hot I'd let him ultraviolence me idc

by Penny Harlow November 5, 2023