food auction

The annoying few moments in a sub-par restaurant where a pimple faced and/or ESL food runner stands next to your table asking "who had the <insert entree here>"

I had to endure a 5 minute food auction at Molly's dinner party last night at Appleby's

by MC Johnny P August 21, 2012

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food-a-lanche

Derived from the word avalanche, a food-a-lanche is what happens when someone opens the door to a refrigerator and food containers tumble out onto the floor. This situation commonly arises when a refrigerator is packed full and items have been carelessly stacked.

I went to get a fresh beer, and when I opened the fridge, *BAM* I was caught in a food-a-lanche. A jar of pickles bounced off my toe, and I had to pick up a bunch of ketchup packets and leftovers. One of these days I've gotta rearrange all the stuff on the top shelf.

by hipsterbeyotch March 4, 2012

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Food Withdrawl

The series of symptoms that result from a decrease in, or abrupt stop, in the consumption of food. The common symptoms of food withdrawl may include stomach pain, irritability and if not properly managed, weight loss and death.

"After Mike was discovered on the deserted island, he showed tell-tale signs of food withdrawl and was promptly rushed to the hospital."

by Pock27 November 14, 2011

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