redditor hands

The hands of an obese person. Puffy and sausage fingered. Typically seen in a photo of them holding something and asking about it.

Though the sandwich was a normal size, it was dwarfed by the user's redditor hands.

by Word puncher August 20, 2023

Hand Imported

Imported by hand from a single person vs a company.

"My car air fresheners are hand imported from New York."

by Mashlahoney February 24, 2012

garbage hand

When you stick your hand in between your naked asscheeks and rip ass, causing your asscheeks to jiggle all your assham on your hand.

Bro I got a garbage hand wanna smell it?
Bro?
Where'd you go?
Dude...

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 21, 2022

Emperors Hand

When one busts a nut in his hand and slaps him/her across the face with it.

I was banging her and instead of nutting in her I nutted on my hand and quickly slapped her across the face with a solid emperors hand. While grabbing her by the pussy.

by Erica V November 23, 2016

Granny Handing

Cumming on your hand, waiting for your hand to dry then working that crusty shit again for ultimate friction.

OR

Swimming for long enough for your hand to become wrinkly, then jerking someone off with your pruney fingers.

def. 1.
DUDE 1: hey dude shake my hand!
DUDE 2: ergh! your hands are crustier than kingsmill! you been granny handing?!

by Los Hombres, Dos August 5, 2010

Hand Hummer

Another name for an old fashioned handjob.

Mary Jane Rottencroch gave me a hand hummer inside the pool.

by Smash D January 18, 2017

Fran Hand

1. An awkward cramp that occurs when one masturbates over a women named Frances too furiously, resulting in an uncontrollable strain in the hand that resembles the rigid look of the popular danish toy's hands.

2. To completely miss an easy catch when something is thrown, similar to a crocodile catch where the hands clap together making a snapping sound.

1. After to much time alone he was Fran handed.

2. While playing Frisbee in the park Fran was hit in the face after being "Fran handed."

by RUMadbro August 4, 2011