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Nick

A primate who has yet to evolve who thinks he's the funniest thing on the planet
by Std_Legend April 7, 2018
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Nick

The skater, punk, bad-boy who had a soft spot for you.
The one who stole your heart away but kept it safe.
The one who played and sang a song about you.

The one who was there through thick and thin.
The one who was your best friend.
The one with the goofy smile, deep eyes, and great shaggy hair who let you steal his hoodies and never asked for them back. The one who held you close and made you smile when you were about to cry. The one you first opened up to. Your first love. The one that got away.
I feel so nastolgic when I think about Nick. I think about Summer, long drives, and fireworks. I think about how I'll never get that back. Only Nick made me feel that way.
by Schelbonkabonk October 12, 2012
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How nice

What people will answer when they don`t give a shit about your story (or are completely disgusted by it). It normally comes from people that just won`t tell you what they really think to avoid discussion.
Dude1: Hey look, I just got this really nice tattoo of a skull.
Catholic Priest: How nice!
by Mariotol December 9, 2010
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nasty-nice

Used to describe something that is at the same time both abhorrent and attractive. Most commonly used to describe odours.
Bored out of his brain, Billy went from picking his nose to scratching his balls and fingering his arse hole. With absent mind he went back to picking his nose and was smacked around the face by the abhorrent smell. He gingerly put finger back to nose and found with further inspection that the smell was actually really rather attractive. This led him to experiment with his other bodily odours. Such joy! Never again would he know boredom. There seemed infinate combinations of nasty-nice smells:
ear-wax, cockcheese, belly-button fluff, cheesy toenail stuff. Spunk sock, gym sock, football sock, pre-cum cock. Front of pants, back of pants, the tiny area between back and front of pants...
by Andy Pandy January 2, 2004
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nice girl

the kind of girl you could take home to mom, but won't because it's easier to sleep with a whore than foster a relationship.
- hey, i heard she was a nice girl. should i go out with her?
- no way man. go for the whore.
- you're right man. what was i thinking?
by the nice girl July 2, 2005
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nice guy

A man who has rejected the societal notion of masculinity and chosen to define himself from the inside out instead, realising that traits such as empathy and nuturing are not actually limited to the female of the species, and nor are aggression and assertiveness limited to the male.

Despite this newfound revelation, however, there is still a strong genetic predisposition for humans to continuously behave as if we were animals seeking out the alpha male with those genes most suited for surviving in a hostile environment.

Often times, the average woman, whom society encourages to indulge in her weaknesses and surpress her strengths, is a self-loathing masochist who may appreciate the nice guy's friendship and understanding, but feels no attraction toward him because his insecurities remind her of why she hates herself. Therefore, she almost always seeks the dominant, aggressive, unempathic male with whom she can vicariously live to make up for her weaknesses. Of course, this inidividual, commonly known as a jerk, is also usually an egotistical, disloyal, and shallow person for whom societal dictates of masculinity will force him to disregard his mate's feelings and treat her as if she were beneath him.

Feeling emotionally unsatisfied, the female will then turn to her nice guy friend, whom she has long since castrated, for comfort, and complain to him about how men suck, except for him, and that he deserves a good girlfriend eventually except that it is never her or any other woman he might encounter.
by Killing Kittens March 1, 2005
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Nick-Sexual

To define your sexuality as neither Straight, nor Gay.
Nick: "I'm Gay."
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Nick (The next morning): "Nevermind, I'm Straight"

Tom L: "Make up your mind."

Tom N: "Wow, he's so Nick-Sexual."
by ImGayNotNickSexual August 19, 2009
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