Murphy’s Monday

A term taken from Murphy’s Law, A Murphy’s Monday is a Monday that is so incredibly annoying that it feels like everything that can go wrong IS going wrong. It is a day filled with minor inconveniences that make your day harder, but not hard enough to be impossible.

A Murphy’s Monday is not usually the worst day of your life, but certainly the most inconvenient.

Joseph: “Dude some guy just shot my friend’s grandma!”
Lukas: “Bro’s having a Murphy’s Monday.”

by A Real, Genuine Human May 13, 2024

Murphy

A plus sized female who is an idiot

Wow Sarah is just a Murphy!

by shandoggg May 31, 2024

Murphy

A plus sized female who is an idiot

Wow Sarah is just a Murphy!

by shandoggg May 31, 2024

Murphy

A plus sized female who is an idiot

Wow Sarah is just a Murphy!

by shandoggg May 31, 2024

murphy

if something is good

yo that was so murphy

by murphyguy March 31, 2024

Murphdog

The holy being of the Murphdog Religion. He consumes pies on the daily basis and teaches science to minors. He is the coolest guy on the planet.

"Yo Bro I got an 100 on my test." , "Dude that is so like Murphdog."

by Morbinintheskib July 11, 2024

murphmaxxing

jerking off to sissy whilst being chopped and complaining about being bullied.

murphmaxxing sesh after school yall?

by murphlover10 February 11, 2025